January 2009
4 posts
not a fan of people typing “MUAH”. Not.a.fan A song, for new years eve, entitled “New Years Ever” ah hell oh well, ain’t got nothing but a sunburn and checkbooks eating ice cream, yea I remember that, sometimes I was bored, mainly i took our love, and dropped it in my pocket, the one with a hole maybe I’ll see you around, maybe online when im home and hating...
December 2008
6 posts
Essay on Car Goodbyes coming soon!
Apple Store, we employ fruit flies and otherwise curmudgeonly fecal humanz. We are busy. We do tech activities like inspect our sphincters with laser pointers and eat macrobiotic recipes we researched on the internet (using safari). We are busy people. Do not ask us questions. We are not here to help. We all wear the same shirt. Please understand that what when we say “Think...
life isnt one big destroyyourselffest
or is it?
Whats up with people named Astrid? Is that even a real name? It sounds more like a name for what happens to a potato after you stick it in a dog’s butthole for 9 days and it suddenly pops out on your living room carpet. Like “look dude, my dog just dropped an Astrid.” I knew a chick in Oregon (yes, there is life outside of california, albeit much slower of a pace with a stronger...
somewhere along the way the clouds turned black and the sun went grey cant look back its better to live and forget nothing to learn if you only regret everything you touch all that you feel its temporary and all you can say is im sorry oh well ah hell it is what it is right well in the still of the night i don’t want to die lack of effort is palpable. failure to focus. no dedication....